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Yeah, right! Medical Conditions that will Freak You Out

Posted February 16th, 2010
by MedicalInsurance.org Staff (no comments)

tictacsLeave it to Oddee to come up with this stuff. The website known for publishing the odd and unbelievable offers a list of the top 10 weirdest medical conditions in the world. For starters, here’s Odee’s list:

  1. The Woman Who has 200 Orgasms every day
  2. The Man Who Can’t Get Fat
  3. The Man Who Doesn’t Feel Cold
  4. The Boy Who Couldn’t Sleep: stayed awake 24 hours a day for years
  5. The Girl Who is Allergic to Water
  6. The Woman Who Can’t Forget
  7. The Girl Who Eats Only Tic Tacs
  8. The Musician Who Can’t Stop Hiccupping
  9. The Girl That Collapses Every Time She Laughs
  10. The Woman Who is Allergic to Modern Technology

All right, so we’ll forget for a minute whether or not some of these stories are just plain ludicrous. We’ll accept the idea that each is a legitimate condition, most of which may not really be covered by most medical insurance plans.

Given that, the question is this: which of these ailments would you most like to have?

Well, let’s start with the obvious: orgasm girl. While it sounds good at first blush, do you really want to be so sexually charged that sliding out of your office chair at work gets you excited? The story says that the girl can’t seem to keep a boyfriend, either – because no man can keep her satisfied.

We’ll write off the obvious no-gos, such as water allergy, hiccups and collapsing when you laugh. (Although, talk about a good party trick, that last one might be worth considering.)

Skinny guy might be a good option. Of course, the downside is that, because of the way his body processes food, he pretty much needs to gorge himself just to keep a basic healthy weight. I guess there are worse problems.

Tic Tac girl – that’s just crazy stuff right there. We’ll stay away from that one, too.

As far as the allergy to technology, I think you could really turn that “disability” into a profit center. Just think how much corporations or even the CIA would pay for you to walk into a room and wait for you to sneeze in order to see if the room is bugged? If she’d been around 40 years ago, Watergate might never have happened.

Photo via TheDeliciousLife

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